A hairy corner of the internet

Beard
Jungle

Dense. Unruly. Yours to explore.
Shave away the stubble — uncover what's underneath.
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The Clearing

You shaved your way in. Welcome to Beard Jungle!
A personal site full of links (none working right now), projects (empty, sorry) and miscellaneous bristly business (I mean, you can shave?).

The Manifesto

A man without a beard is like a landscape without a forest. We believe the beard is not a choice, but a geological event occurring on the chin.

The Thicket of History

From Egyptian Pharaohs with gold chin-straps to Victorian coal-miners using their facial hair as air filters, the beard has always been humanity's greatest multi-tool.

Fact: The average beard grows 5.5 inches per year. That's a lot of jungle to manage.

The Root of Competition

The World Beard Championships: Where physics goes to die. Whether it's a Freestyle Moustache shaped like a bicycle or a Garibaldi that can hide a sandwich, we celebrate the extreme.

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